Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
When your mom used to brush your hair
lirillith: girl-chama: artsyneurotic: sodamnrelatable: Wow, crazily accurate scene of me in my childhood, lol. Oh this gif is tragic. Get away from her head, woman! I didn’t know Pixar was monitoring my childhood.
Home Alone →
lulz-time: In the Daytime: At Night: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
me: sees good art of otp
me: makes pterodactyl noises
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck
movies vs. reality →
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